Mission 001 // Status: Go

Reaching for the almost-stars.

Mission gear for space fans. Tested on Earth. Approved by nobody in particular.

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  • Status: All systems go
  • Orbit: Low-ish
  • Crew: You, probably

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Mission Gear

Eight items. Zero launch certifications. All flight-tested in a living room.

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Flight Suit (Unofficially Official)

SKU NSRA-SUIT-001

Flight Suit (Unofficially Official)

$129.00
Deep Space Hoodie (T-Minus Cozy)

SKU NSRA-HOOD-001

Deep Space Hoodie (T-Minus Cozy)

$64.00
Mission Control Coffee Mug (Houston, We Need Refills)

SKU NSRA-MUG-001

Mission Control Coffee Mug (Houston, We Need Refills)

$16.99
Zero-Gravity Pen (Works Upside Down, Mostly)

SKU NSRA-PEN-001

Zero-Gravity Pen (Works Upside Down, Mostly)

$18.50
Moon Rock (Certified Probably Moon)

SKU NSRA-ROCK-001

Moon Rock (Certified Probably Moon)

$49.99
Official Mission Patch (Mission: Unspecified)

SKU NSRA-PATCH-001

Official Mission Patch (Mission: Unspecified)

$12.00
Tabletop Rocket Model (Some Assembly, Some Prayer)

SKU NSRA-ROCKET-001

Tabletop Rocket Model (Some Assembly, Some Prayer)

$34.99
Astronaut Ice Cream (Freeze-Dried Feelings)

SKU NSRA-ICE-001

Astronaut Ice Cream (Freeze-Dried Feelings)

$6.99